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The keeper of the Castle welcomes you! We hope you enjoy our website and don’t plan to take anything with you or it will be off to the gallows with you!
By the way, mutton and potato’s will be served for dinner, you are not invited. The jester will be entertaining us as well as some fair maidens. Hands will be kept to yourselves or you will lose them. Eyes will follow the king’s and you will not stare directly into them. You must bow to the Queen or you will lose your head.
You will leave hungry, but alive.
Now off with you!